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THIS IS THE PEACE LAND NO ONE WANTS YOUR MONEY HERE
I’M READY TO FIGHT
ASSEMBLE!
oh my god, akibaranger went there
oh my god THEY HAVE THE STARS AND STRIPES ON THEIR UNIFORMS
THEY WENT THERE I’M CRYING
oh my god
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
I need a fanfic of this like now.
Don’t feel bad if people remember you
only when they need you.
Feel privileged that you are like a candle
that comes to their mind when there is darkness.
only when they need you.
Feel privileged that you are like a candle
that comes to their mind when there is darkness.
“
| — |
(via witchofwishes) |
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
#ok im not even in the doctor who fandom but i must reblog this i cant
omFg I a m cRY
This makes me look at these things in a whole different light.
oh dear lord..
don’t blink.
Imagine if we’re all still on Tumblr in our sixties.
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
